mimmythedancer: That feeling when you want to sleep and never wake up…
When someone says you shouldn't eat more than 1200...
Ugh! So mad, this MFer stood me up! So.much i can say to his ass, fine if ur not interested why dont you fucking straight up and tell me and not just fucking Stand me up…fucking asshole..your one of a bunch so.ill just move.on to the next one..
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag